Do sluts call their private parts “public parts”?

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When your friends are all in a circle talking and you get left out.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Friend: I miss my boyfriend
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me princess
Me: He calls me fan
Me: Sometimes fans like plural
Me: So he’ll be like “I love my fans!” and I’m like “I love you too boo.”
Friend:
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When people say I’m pretty:

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When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like

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